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Top 5 Films That I Think Are Garbage



October 3rd, 2013 by in Entertainment with 351 Views

Okay, so we’re gunna break down five films that I have watched and don’t think that you should watch either. If we can show this list to as many people as possible we can do the world some justice.

 

Jack and Jill

Okay, here’s the thing. Adam Sandler is an old man. I’m pretty sure he’s 60. Maybe 70. Now here’s the catch in this movie. He’s a dude AND ALSO A CHICK. Isn’t that wacky?? Don’t forget about the jokes too! Seriously, don’t forget about adding jokes into your movie. Because Adam Sandler did.

technology truly is incredible

technology truly is incredible

Batman and Robin

Listen, there’s only one good thing about this movie. George Clooney has armor on his nipples. This is a practical defense startegy and makes sense. You need extra protection there. But everything else in the movie? No way. First of all Robin is just never good ever. Like ever. Second, no Superhero Movies were good before 2000 anyway. Batman fans who have recently watched this movie can be cleansed by watching the Nolan trilogy about three times.

george clooney just can't look bad

george clooney just can’t look bad

Grown Ups 2

True story: I know a guy who actually paid to see this movie. I kid you not. He paid $20 for him and his girlfriend to go see it. Doesn’t stuff like that just B L O W  Y O U R  M I N D ? ? Anyway just letting you know don’t see this movie. Even for free. It’s got David Spade and Adam Sandler and well yeah it kinda just goes downhill from there. Even a hero like Kevin James can’t save a bomb like this.

looks like a fun time right? well you're wrong

looks like a fun time right? well you’re wrong

Any spoof movie made after Scary Movie 3

Scary Movie 3 was funny. It had George Carlin before he died, Charlie Sheen before he lost his mind. It had it all. But something happened after this one. How many spinoffs have these guys made? Like 20? Is there a point at which this all becomes illegal? Unfortunately not thanks to our do nothing government. This is the country we live in folks. Keep your eyes safe and don’t view these abominations.

truer words have never been spoken

truer words have never been spoken

All scenes involving Rob Schneider

Some Adam Sandler movies are watchable. Unfortunately, even in the decent movies there are scenes with Robert Schneider. If you don’t know who he is, then congratulations. Stop reading this list and live your life not knowing who he is. If you do know who he is, then you need to plan out your movie watching. When Rob Schneider is on the screen, tell your friends “I have to go to the bathroom”. If your friends are watching a movie starring Rob Schneider, tell them “I don’t think we should hang out anymore”. Bottom Line: avoid the Ole Schneidy at all costs

fun fact: rob schneider has never kissed a girl

fun fact: rob schneider has never kissed a girl

  • http://www.interesting6.com/ Michael Six

    what about when he was a stapler???

    • William Edward

      When is this coming out???

  • William Edward

    I am pretty sure everyone thinks these movies are garbage

    • http://www.interesting6.com/ Michael Six

      I laughed at Grown Ups 2, wasn’t as bad as After Earth

  • ed pierce

    You are right on the money with each of these my friend! They all sucked badly, and anything with Rob Schneider, no matter what is it, sucks really bad!

    • http://www.interesting6.com/ Michael Six

      Waterboy

      • ed pierce

        50 First Dates was worse.

        • http://www.interesting6.com/ Michael Six

          I hope you didn’t forget…

  • MD Golam Rabbani

    Almost all the movies of Rob Schneider are bizarre. Truly disgusting to watch a full movie played by him.
    In this list there could be hundreds more movies you can add such as Battlefield Earth, The Postman, Catwoman, Cutthroat Island and more…

  • Kristen Trott

    This list could go on and on. It’s amazing how many movies such as “Hollywood Chiwawa” can be made. All the time, we see trailers for movies which we think, “That looks so dumb.” Hard to believe so many people approve these movies being made. Poor Adam Sandler, he used to make such good movies.

  • Geofrey Bett

    I also do not like Rob Schneider’s movies,they just suck and unrealistic.
    So unfortunate that most of my friends like his movies and a time forced to watch when with them.

  • liz soliven

    Yeah I think I didn’t really enjoy watching these movies. But adam sandler always gets the movie going

  • Sakil Hossen

    Unfortunately I’ve watched Jack and Jill, Grown Ups 2 and Vampires Sucks!! These are not good movies I agree with that. I also help others saying don’t watch these movies.